Dream Zone News #1

Ahh yes... another Endeavor. I'm always having Wacky insane Dreams and im kinda Sick of typing them out on my phone.. . less phone in General is Good.. less Instagram... Nice. Anyways this Dream Journa isn't gonna have much in the way Insight or motivational advice.. just a place to Document my Adventures. Not that I even think or care if anyone really Gives a Shit more than they give a Shit about anything else but If im gonna Write about it why not make it Public... Let's Get Started

Dream 1: Hipster Thralls

I was a passenger in a car with my father and we were traveling along a moderately wooded road at night. Everything was chill until I saw a gored up raccoon carcass in the middle of the road. I then saw another one with chunks taken out of it trying to crawl to safety. I was very saddened by This but things only got more Fried..

I started noticing more and more mutilated animal corpses on and beside the road.. and not in like a "they died and are decomposing" way.. but like ribcages torn open, chunks missing.. scary stuff.

Then i noticed this fence entirely made out of deer skulls. I was like okay where the fuck are we ... and we arrive at this house.

There is this sacrificial altar surrounded by hooded figures ... and im like nahhhh thats fried lets Dip. My dad was totally entranced, though. he was like yeah so I have to go sacrifice myself! you should come! and I obviously declined. My dad was seemingly enthralled by whatever supernatural force that emanated from the hooded fellas.

Anyways he goes and "sacrifices" himself, but he didn't die or anything. He comes back and i find out that we essentially entered some kind of other Realm, and by sacrificing yourself at the altar, you become an eternal slave to the hooded figures. So he was like yep im here forever now doing what they want me to do. One comes up to him and I finally saw their face. It wasn't very scary- he looked kind of like a greek statue but green and glowing. Like an alien God or something.

I was oddly comforted by his appearance, as if what they were doing wasn't evil.. but it wasn't good either.. it was simply Necessary. They also didn't pay much mind to me.. as if My inherent resistance to whatever it is that pulled my dad in made me irrelevant.

I enter this foyer area to leave, and I see this girl who was essentially their secretary. She explained that she was also enthralled, but that she was effective enough to retain some of her consciousness as a reward. She enjoyed her work, which seemed to be mostly administrative. I felt like I knew her even though I didn't.

As I'm talking to her, a line of people enter the foyer as some kind of authoritative voice boomed from an unseen source. The voice was debriefing the Thralls and explaining that they are being sent to NYC to recruit people. They were all dressed in what I'd imagine an alien thinks Cool NYC People dress like. Almost like how GTA V dresses tech-bro-hipster type guys. A lot was off about them, though.

Most of the women had their breasts exposed in a weird way, as if the beings thought that is how people normally dressed- and their nipples looked AI generated. Most of the men were overweight and ugly. I was thinking to myself "no one will ever fall for this, this doesn't even make sense". Since i didn't like the idea of these mysterious beings recruiting people for their Vague & Ominous Mission, I was like yeah you guys look perfect, knowing that they would fail.

I don't quite remember if anything happened after this point. They marched out and I believe that was the end of that dream.

Dream 2: Bloodpool

I had another dream that was more fun and playful immediately after.

I was at Universal Studios at a deadpool themed attraction. It was insanely immersive and it was more geared towards a BTS experience than actually being a part of the universe or something. For some reason I couldn't remember Deadpool and i was like.. fuck what's this guy's name... bloodpool?? Nooo deadpool thats right.

Anyways, there was this red carpet type section where all these celebrities walked past waving for fans and cameras. I was standing with Chris Lynch and we were hyped up because our celeb crushes kept coming out. One of them was Aly from Aly & AJ (I really wanted to marry her when I was 10 and watching Phil Of The Future every day). Most of the celebs weren't actual real-world people though.. like... i was like hey look its Brensen Joshly!

Then Deadpool came out, but it was some shitty ratchet costume and it became clear that they ran over budget on constructing this attraction. The next part of the Ride (gonna call it a Ride because that's Easy) was this dinner & a movie type of vibe where I was sitting at this raised table .. like a bar but it's own independent table. I was chatting with people and I believe i Ordered a drink and cheesecake.

I know more happened after this but Since i didn't write it down as soon as I woke up; it has sadly gone dormant in my Deep Memory.

These were the two most interesting and memorable dreams from Last Night, although I had many more. To be honest they were A bit more fucked up and Personal so I'm gonna keep them to myself.

Thanks for reading, Will report back next time I have some Wild Ones (so tomorrow, probably).

Have A Good One Guys